Wondering why your life still doesn’t feel the way you want it to?
It’s not you. It’s what you believe about you.
THIS is the biologically proven way to change that (without the boring bits).
Wondering why your life still doesn’t feel the way you want it to?
It’s not you. It’s what you believe about you.
THIS is the biologically proven way to change that (without the boring bits).
Sometimes Life Feels Like a Constant Struggle.
You Feel Like Nothing Ever Goes Right For You.
You Might Even Worry That Things Will Never Change.
Sometimes Life Feels Like a Constant Struggle.
You Feel Like Nothing Ever Goes Right For You.
You Worry That Things Will Never Change.
Does This Sound Like YOU?
You’re stuck in a rut. You want to live the kind of exciting, picture-perfect life you see others sharing and showing off about. BUT… that only happens to other people – who’re probably faking it anyway.
Good stuff just doesn’t happen to you. You’d love to manifest that elusive ‘best life’ everyone keeps banging on about. BUT… yeah, right, that only works for celebs and influencers who already have it all.
Life feels like one big battle after another. Of course you wanna see challenges as opportunities and bounce jauntily back from life’s sh*tstorms. BUT… real life don’t work like those sunshine-and-lollipops memes.
SPOILER ALERT: It’s NOT you. It’s your thoughts.
OR, as I call it, your Inner Bitch.
You’ve probably heard her.
She’s that voice whispering:
“You’ll never be good enough.”
“Life’s always going to be a struggle.”
“Happiness is for other people.”
Does This Sound Like YOU?
You’re stuck in a rut. You want to live the kind of exciting, picture-perfect life you see others sharing and showing off about. BUT… that only happens to other people – who’re probably faking it anyway.
Good stuff just doesn’t happen to you. You’d love to manifest that elusive ‘best life’ everyone keeps banging on about. BUT… yeah, right, that only works for celebs and influencers who already have it all.
Life feels like one big battle after another. Of course you wanna see challenges as opportunities and bounce jauntily back from life’s sh*tstorms. BUT… real life don’t work like those sunshine-and-lollipops memes.
SPOILER ALERT: It’s NOT you. It’s your thoughts.
OR, as I call it, your Inner Bitch.
You’ve probably heard her.
She’s that voice whispering:
“You’ll never be good enough.”
“Life’s always going to be a struggle.”
“Happiness is for other people.”
This Might Feel Like A Stretch Right Now, But Dig Deep, and IMAGINE IF YOU COULD
start living the fun-filled, happy, shiny, Insta-ready edition of your dullsville life…
Wake up feeling full of energy and excited for the day ahead.
No more groggily hitting snooze ‘cos you’re dreading going to work!
Stroll into work ready to handle the boss’s foulest of moods without breaking a sweat.
No more second-guessing your every move or empowering others to bring you down!
Realise you’re worthy of a heart-skipping love life and stop settling for ‘better than nothing.’
No more of that insecurity and self-doubt that accompany you on all those dreadful dates!
Find the bandwidth to make your soul sing— paint, write, dance ’round the kitchen..
No more wasting your entire life doom-scrolling socials and trying to complete Netflix!
See your reflection in a window and admire the confident woman grinning back at you.
No more zooming in on those little flaws—you’ll see the bigger picture and actually like it!
Give yourself the same compassion and understanding you always have for your friends.
No more berating yourself for every tiny thing… newsflash: you’re not supposed to be perfect!
Oh, how FAN-FRIKKIN-TASTIC would life feel if only you could think that Way?
This Might Feel Like A Stretch Right Now, But Dig Deep, and IMAGINE IF YOU COULD
START LIVING the fun-filled, happy, shiny, Insta-ready edition of your dullsville life…
Wake up feeling full of energy and excited for the day ahead.
No more groggily hitting snooze ‘cos you’re dreading going to work!
Stroll into work ready to handle the boss’s foulest of moods without breaking a sweat.
No more second-guessing your every move or empowering others to bring you down!
Realise you’re worthy of a heart-skipping love life and stop settling for ‘situationships.’
No more of that insecurity and self-doubt that accompany you on all those dreadful dates!
Find the bandwidth to make your soul sing— paint, write, dance ’round the kitchen…
No more wasting your entire life doom-scrolling socials and trying to complete Netflix!
See your reflection in a window and admire the confident woman grinning back at you.
No more zooming in on those little flaws—you see the bigger picture and actually like it!
Give yourself the same compassion and understanding you always have for your friends.
No more berating yourself for every tiny thing… newsflash: you’re not supposed to be perfect!
Oh, how FAN-FRIKKIN-TASTIC would life feel if only you could think that way?
Would You Even Believe Me If I Told You COULD Learn to…
Trust your decisions and your intuition. Deep down, you’ve got the answers you need!
Value yourself and know your worth. Never settle for anything less than you deserve!
Quit comparing yourself to others. Create your own spectacular highlight reel!
Stop worrying what others think of you. Their opinions don’t pay your bills or ignite your joy!
Kick your fears to the kerb and take action. No one’s gonna chase your dreams for you!
Break free from needing everything figured out. Embrace the beautiful messiness of real life!
Trust me – you really, definitely, absolutely CAN!
Right now, you might think the problem is you.
That you’re lazy, stuck, or just not trying hard enough.
But what if it’s not that at all?
What if the real issue is the sneaky little voice
in your head that’s been whispering crap like:
“You’re not good enough.”
“You’ll mess it up again.”
“Why bother?”
That’s not you. That’s your Inner Bitch.
And it’s time to shut her up… and meet someone WAY better.
The version of you who believes in you.
Even when you don’t.
That voice? She’s your Inner Bestie.
And she’s been waiting for you.
Would You Even Believe Me If I Told You COULD Learn to…
Trust your decisions and your intuition. Deep down, you’ve got the answers you need!
Value yourself and know your worth. Never settle for anything less than you deserve!
Quit comparing yourself to others. Create your own spectacular highlight reel!
Stop worrying what others think of you. Their opinions don’t pay your bills or ignite your joy!
Kick your fears to the kerb and take action. No one’s gonna chase your dreams for you!
Break free from needing everything figured out. Embrace the beautiful messiness of real life!
Break free from needing everything figured out. Embrace the beautiful messiness of real life!
Trust me – you really, definitely, absolutely CAN!
Right now, you might think the problem is you.
That you’re lazy, stuck, or just not trying hard enough.
But what if it’s not that at all?
What if the real issue is the sneaky little voice
in your head that’s been whispering crap like:
“You’re not good enough.”
“You’ll mess it up again.”
“Why bother?”
That’s not you. That’s your Inner Bitch.
And it’s time to shut her up… and meet someone WAY better.
The version of you who believes in you.
Even when you don’t.
That voice? She’s your Inner Bestie.
And she’s been waiting for you.
Absolutely would recommend this toolkit to a friend.
Before I started the D.I.T.C.H and Bloom Mind Reset I felt stressed out and doubting myself and my business decisions. After working through the Toolkit my Inner Bestie appeared. She is wonderfully supportive and gives the Inner Bitch the side eye on the regular. The affirmations made me feel empowered. I choose one affirmation each day and use it to ground and focus every day’s decisions and challenges. The meditation was also calming to experience – rather like a spa calming the Inner Bitch voices in my head. The package was clearly laid out and not confusing at all. Using a moment of awareness to do the steps breaks the negative thought cycle and brings stress relief.
I really loved how Jo’s written and speaking voice is like talking to a good friend who has your back. Also, the graphic images were beautiful. Absolutely would recommend this toolkit to a friend.
Holly, USA
Absolutely would recommend this toolkit to a friend.
Before I started the D.I.T.C.H and Bloom Mind Reset I felt stressed out and doubting myself and my business decisions. After working through the Toolkit my Inner Bestie appeared. She is wonderfully supportive and gives the Inner Bitch the side eye on the regular. The affirmations made me feel empowered. I choose one affirmation each day and use it to ground and focus every day’s decisions and challenges. The meditation was also calming to experience – rather like a spa calming the Inner Bitch voices in my head. The package was clearly laid out and not confusing at all. Using a moment of awareness to do the steps breaks the negative thought cycle and brings stress relief.
I really loved how Jo’s written and speaking voice is like talking to a good friend who has your back. Also, the graphic images were beautiful. Absolutely would recommend this toolkit to a friend.
Holly, USA
Hello, I’m Jo
Like so many of us, I spent years being bullied by a voice inside my head constantly telling me I’m not good enough, that I’ll never have a nice car, or a job I’m really good at, that I’ll always be overweight, single and miserable.
I used to lie awake night after night wondering what the hell was wrong with me.
I had no idea I was sabotaging myself. It didn’t occur to me that those thoughts weren’t true. And I most definitely did not have a clue that I had the power to change all that.
Little did I know that ‘all’ I had to do was change my way of thinking. Sounds so simple doesn’t it? But it’s not. It’s actually really frikin’ hard. Until you know how…
That’s why I’m sooo bloomin’ excited. It took me years to fathom out how to really, truly transform my stinkin’ thinking and change my life for the better. And now that I have, it all seems so simple.
I took the long not-so-pretty route so you don’t have to. I’m here to help you train your thoughts so you can transform your life too.
Before long, that voice in your head that says ‘you can’t’ will be replaced by one that says ‘You CAN and you flippin’ well WILL!’.
Hello, I’m Jo
Like so many of us, I spent years being bullied by a voice inside my head constantly telling me I’m not good enough, that I’ll never have a nice car, or a job I’m really good at, that I’ll always be overweight, single and miserable.
I used to lie awake night after night wondering what the hell was wrong with me.
I had no idea I was sabotaging myself. It didn’t occur to me that those thoughts weren’t true. And I most definitely did not have a clue that I had the power to change all that.
Little did I know that ‘all’ I had to do was change my way of thinking. Sounds so simple doesn’t it? But it’s not. It’s actually really frikin’ hard. Until you know how…
That’s why I’m sooo bloomin’ excited. It took me years to fathom out how to really, truly transform my stinkin’ thinking and change my life for the better. And now that I have, it all seems so simple.
I took the long not-so-pretty route so you don’t have to. I’m here to help you train your thoughts so you can transform your life too.
Before long, that voice in your head that says ‘you can’t’ will be replaced by one that says ‘You CAN and you flippin’ well WILL!’.
Imagine a life where…
Every day feels like a brand new chance to be YOU, VERSION 2.0.
You wake up excited, confident, and ready to
GRAB LIFE BY THE BLOOMIN’ BRILLIANCE.
You feel like the SUPER COOL, BADASS GIRL BOSS in your latest boxset binge!
Imagine a life where…
Every day feels like a brand new chance to be YOU, VERSION 2.0.
You wake up excited, confident, and ready to
GRAB LIFE BY THE BLOOMIN’ BRILLIANCE.
You feel like the SUPER COOL, BADASS GIRL BOSS in your latest boxset binge!
Imagine no more! It’s time to step the eff up and MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE BINGE-WORTHY with…
The D.I.T.C.H. and Bloom Mind Reset Toolkit
The One-Stop Toolkit That Will Radically Shift the Way You Think, Feel, and Show Up
You probably don’t think that’s possible.
Because you’ve tried positive habits… they didn’t stick.
You’ve tried journaling… it takes too long.
You’ve tried affirmations… but you don’t really believe them.
If you’ve tried all the stuff the gurus swear will change everything, but you still feel stuck, it’s because:
You’ve been trying to change what you do (or don’t do!) without even knowing why you do it.
Why This Toolkit Works When Nothing Else Has?
This isn’t just another feel-good programme – it’s your access-all-areas toolkit to shift the what you didn’t even know is holding you back. It’s
- Not Your Average Workbook: You won’t just fill in blanks. You’ll catch spirals mid-thought, unpack the “what ifs” that won’t shut up, and finally stop defaulting to self-blame.
- Packed with Real Tools: Like what to say when your brain tells you you’ve messed up. And how to shut down that voice that says “you’re too much” or “not enough” – before it ruins your day.
- Sass Meets Strategy: The tone is cheeky and fun, the design’s gorgeous, and nothing feels like homework. It’s designed to keep you engaged and motivated.
- Brain-Training Magic: You’ll feel your thoughts slow down and make sense. You’ll stop over-thinking at 2am. These tools shift your inner world so your outer world stops feeling like a battle.
Who Says It Works?
This Toolkit is rooted in science-backed methods that get results:
- Neuroscience –Backed by brainy facts and grounded in evidence-based techniques.
- Proven Transformational Modalities – Tools that have been tried, tested, and loved by growth-seekers everywhere.
What’s In It For You?
You’ll learn to:
- Ditch Your Inner Bitch – Start recognising the thoughts that are quietly sabotaging you. Buh-bye, self-doubt and negativity.
- Embrace Your Inner Bestie – Shift the beliefs behind those sabotaging thoughts. Hello dreams, I’m coming to get you!
What’s the Point?
Because life-changing results don’t come from wishing – they come from doing…
The D.I.T.C.H. and Bloom Toolkit is designed to shift what’s holding you back so you can take real, lasting action.
The One-Stop Toolkit That Will Radically Shift the Way You Think, Feel, and Show Up
You probably don’t think that’s possible.
Because you’ve tried positive habits… they didn’t stick.
You’ve tried journaling… it takes too long.
You’ve tried affirmations… but you don’t really believe them.
If you’ve tried all the stuff the gurus swear will change everything, but you still feel stuck, it’s because:
You’ve been trying to change what you do (or don’t do!) without even knowing why you do it.
Why This Toolkit Works When Nothing Else Has?
This isn’t just another feel-good programme – it’s your access-all-areas toolkit to shift the what you didn’t even know is holding you back. It’s
- Not Your Average Workbook: You won’t just fill in blanks. You’ll catch spirals mid-thought, unpack the “what ifs” that won’t shut up, and finally stop defaulting to self-blame.
- Packed with Real Tools: Like what to say when your brain tells you you’ve messed up. And how to shut down that voice that says “you’re too much” or “not enough” – before it ruins your day.
- Sass Meets Strategy: The tone is cheeky and fun, the design’s gorgeous, and nothing feels like homework. It’s designed to keep you engaged and motivated.
- Brain-Training Magic: You’ll feel your thoughts slow down and make sense. You’ll stop over-thinking at 2am. These tools shift your inner world so your outer world stops feeling like a battle.
Who Says It Works?
This Toolkit is rooted in science-backed methods that get results:
- Neuroscience –Backed by brainy facts and grounded in evidence-based techniques.
- Proven Transformational Modalities – Tools that have been tried, tested, and loved by growth-seekers everywhere.
What’s In It For You?
You’ll learn to:
- Ditch Your Inner Bitch – Start recognising the thoughts that are quietly sabotaging you. Buh-bye, self-doubt and negativity.
- Embrace Your Inner Bestie – Shift the beliefs behind those sabotaging thoughts. Hello dreams, I’m coming to get you!
What’s the Point?
Because life-changing results don’t come from wishing – they come from doing…
The D.I.T.C.H. and Bloom Toolkit is designed to shift what’s holding you back so you can take real, lasting action.
YOU'LL GET ALL THESE GORGEOUS GOODIES:
THE D.I.T.C.H. AND BLOOM MIND RESET WORKBOOK
A series of transformative self-reflection exercises and thought-provoking questions that will inspire the break-throughs you need to transform your mindset and reclaim your fabulous self!
HABIT AND PROGRESS TRACKERS
Keep tabs on your transformation and stay motivated with the habit tracker – and watch yourself Bloom in real-time using the progress tracker. Witnessing your Mind Reset as it happens is an absolute game-changer!
AFFIRMATION CARDS
When that Inner Bitch pipes up with her ugly thoughts, these empowering affirmation cards will swoop in and wake your Inner Bestie, reminding you just how truly fabulicious you are!
GUIDED VISUALISATION
This beautifully crafted meditation isn’t just a blissful experience – it’s scientifically proven to clear negativity, help you to manifest your dreams, and become your best self. The magic of neuroscience awaits!
CREATE YOUR GLORIOUSLY GORGEOUS DAY JOURNAL
Quick and simple to use, this journal contains all the prompts you need to ensure your day is Gloriously Gorgeous, right from the (not for much longer!) dreaded wakey-up time through to an utterly blissful bedtime.
SWEARY COLOURING
Oh, and there are some delightfully sweary colouring pages to help calm your mind and bring a smile to your face while you unleash your inner artist. A playful way to unwind and embrace creativity!
Regular Price: £27
TODAY’S PRICE: £7
Because you’re new here, I want to make this a no-brainer decision for you – so snag it now before your Inner Bitch talks you out of it! Because £7 isn’t the risk here. Not trying again is.
No kerfaffle. No gimmicks. Just practical, powerful tools proven to change your thinking (and your life) from the inside out.
Imagine no more! It’s time to step the eff up and MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE BINGE-WORTHY with…
The D.I.T.C.H. and Bloom Mind Reset Toolkit
The One-Stop Toolkit That Will Totally and Utterly Change Your Life
(Even if you don’t think that’s possible… YET!)
What Makes The D.I.T.C.H. and Bloom Mind Reset Toolkit So Special?
This isn’t just another programme – it’s your access-all-areas pass to the workings of your brainbox! It’s:
- Not Your Average Workbook: Forget those ‘download and forget’ PDFs – this one is designed to stick!
- Packed with Real Tools: Zero waffle, all action – because you deserve results.
- Sass Meets Strategy: A cheeky, playful vibe to keep you engaged and motivated.
- Brain-Training Magic: Learn to tame your thoughts and train them to work WITH you, not against you.
Who Says It Works?
This Toolkit is rooted in science-backed methods that get results:
- Neuroscience – Backed by brainy facts and grounded in evidence-based techniques.
- Proven Transformational Modalities – Tools tried, tested, and loved by growth-seekers everywhere.
What’s In It For You?
You’ll learn to:
- Ditch Your Inner Bitch – Buh-bye, self-doubt and negativity.
- Embrace Your Inner Bestie – Hello dreams, I’m coming to get you!
What’s the Point?
Because life-changing results don’t come from wishing — they come from doing.
It’s designed for one reason: to spark REAL, LASTING ACTION. Are YOU ready?
YOU'LL GET ALL THESE GORGEOUS GOODIES:
THE D.I.T.C.H. AND BLOOM MIND RESET WORKBOOK
A series of transformative self-reflection exercises and thought-provoking questions that will inspire the break-throughs you need to transform your mindset and reclaim your fabulous self!
HABIT AND PROGRESS TRACKERS
Keep tabs on your transformation and stay motivated with the habit tracker – and watch yourself Bloom in real-time using the progress tracker. Witnessing your Mind Reset as it happens is an absolute game-changer!
AFFIRMATION CARDS
When that Inner Bitch pipes up with her ugly thoughts, these empowering affirmation cards will swoop in and wake your Inner Bestie, reminding you just how truly fabulicious you are!
GUIDED VISUALISATION
This blissful meditation isn’t just a chilled experience—it’s scientifically proven to clear negativity, help you manifest your dreams, and become your best self. The magic of neuroscience awaits!
CREATE YOUR GLORIOUSLY GORGEOUS DAY JOURNAL
Quick and simple to use, this journal contains all the prompts you need to ensure your day is Gloriously Gorgeous, right from the (not for much longer!) dreaded wakey-up time through to an utterly blissful bedtime.
SWEARY COLOURING-IN
Oh, and there are some delightfully sweary colouring pages to help calm your mind and bring a smile to your face while you unleash your inner artist. A playful way to unwind and embrace creativity!
Regular price: £27
TODAY’S PRICE: £7
Because you’re new here, I want to make this a no-brainer decision for you – so snag it now before your Inner Bitch talks you out of it! Because £7 isn’t the risk here. Not trying again is.
No fluff. No gimmicks. Just practical, powerful tools proven to change your thinking (and your life) from the inside out.
Thank you for giving the world this tool
Jo, your DYIB workbook really made me think. It arrived just as I was having a little (big) wobble, and that voice was right in my ear. It was such a good reminder to a) be kind to myself and b) that it was just a voice, not the truth. It also made me realise how far I have come over the years. 10 years ago, that voice would have stopped me in my tracks.
Working my way through the tasks, I realised that I’m too hard on myself sometimes. I haven’t finished the workbook yet, but I am carving little pots of time into my life now, to sit down, and just work on me a little bit more. Thank you for giving the world this tool. I love the branding and the design. It is brilliant and beautiful.
Lisa, UK
I 100% recommend you get this!
I absolutely LOVE this! It’s like Jo is talking about me when she talks about your Inner Bitch.
I have started this workbook and already feel so much better about my ‘self’ talk.
That bitch is going to shut down to a murmur by the time I have completed this.
I love the way Jo has presented the workbook and the way Jo moves you thru the exercises.
If you feel like your inner bitch has way too much to say and is holding you back I 100% recommend you get this and shut that bitch down!
Karyn, New Zealand
Thank you for giving the world this tool
Jo, your DYIB workbook really made me think. It arrived just as I was having a little (big) wobble, and that voice was right in my ear. It was such a good reminder to a) be kind to myself and b) that it was just a voice, not the truth. It also made me realise how far I have come over the years. 10 years ago, that voice would have stopped me in my tracks.
Working my way through the tasks, I realised that I’m too hard on myself sometimes. I haven’t finished the workbook yet, but I am carving little pots of time into my life now, to sit down, and just work on me a little bit more. Thank you for giving the world this tool. I love the branding and the design. It is brilliant and beautiful.
Lisa, UK
I 100% recommend you get this!
I absolutely LOVE this! It’s like Jo is talking about me when she talks about your Inner Bitch.
I have started this workbook and already feel so much better about my ‘self’ talk.
That bitch is going to shut down to a murmur by the time I have completed this.
I love the way Jo has presented the workbook and the way Jo moves you thru the exercises.
If you feel like your inner bitch has way too much to say and is holding you back I 100% recommend you get this and shut that bitch down!
Karyn, New Zealand
FAQs
Q: What if I’ve tried everything and nothing’s worked?
A: Most self-help tries to fix the symptoms. This toolkit goes deeper – to the beliefs driving your thoughts, feelings, and habits.
It’s not about becoming an impossibly perfect, freakily disciplined new version of you. It’s about finally believing different things about yourself so you can show up in a way that actually sticks because it’s REAL.
Q: What if I don’t believe I can change?
A: You don’t need to believe yet.
You just need to be open to the idea that maybe… just maybe… this isn’t who you really are.
This toolkit meets you where you are – gently. And helps you build belief one thought at a time.
Q: Is this going to make me relive trauma or drag up childhood shizzle?
A: Nope. This isn’t therapy. It’s not about over-analysing your past.
It’s about noticing the stories running on loop in your head right now, and giving you tools to shift them – without drowning in overthinking.
Q: Do I have to journal every day or stick to a routine?
A: Hell no. This is designed for real humans, not perfect ones. It works in whatever rhythm works for you. Even five minutes here and there will make a difference. BUT… habit forming is built in and made easy if you do want to give it a go… no pressure!
Q: What if I’m just not “that kind of person”?
A: You mean someone who’s confident? Consistent? Who knows what she wants and bloody well gets it? Someone who actually finishes what they start, and doesn’t second-guess everything?
Babe… no one is born that way. That’s all just belief. This toolkit helps you unearth the real you – the one who knows what she wants and goes for it – with zero second-guessing.”
Q: How fast will I notice a change?
A: Some women feel a shift after one page. Some after one week.
But the most important thing? You’ll stop feeling like you’re at war with your own brain.
You’ll start noticing when that voice is lying – and feel strong enough to choose a better one.
Alright, gorgeous, you’ve made it this far – so clearly, you’re ready to ditch the doubt, crank up your confidence, and finally silence the constant mind chatter that’s been holding you back.
Imagine living every day with a mindset so fierce it’s unstoppable. And a life that feels like one big, beautiful YES.
You don’t need to believe in yourself yet.
You just need to believe it’s possible that things could feel different.
So let’s make it happen. Right here, right now.
Because honestly – why shouldn’t you be living your best, most gloriously gorgeous life?
Let the Toolkit show you HOW!
Alright, gorgeous, you’ve made it this far – so clearly, you’re ready to ditch the doubt, crank up your confidence, and finally silence the constant mind chatter that’s been holding you back.
Imagine living every day with a mindset so fierce it’s unstoppable. And a life that feels like one big, beautiful YES.
So let’s make it happen. Right here, right now.
Because honestly – why shouldn’t you be living your best, most gloriously gorgeous life?
See you on the other side!
Big, big love,
JoJo x x
See you on the other side!
Big, big love,
JoJo x x