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Fight Your Fear of Failure

You know what to do but you don’t do it because you’re
terrified of getting it wrong.

LET’S GET THAT SORTED SO YOU CAN FINALLY START.
EVEN THOUGH YOU FEEL A LITTLE BIT SICK AT THOUGHT OF IT.

GET THE WORKBOOK NOW – £5

That’s less than a bottle of vino.

Regular price £27

You keep calling yourself lazy.

You’re not. You’re scared. That’s different.

You’re afraid to start in case you end up judging yourself as a failure and wishing you hadn’t bothered trying.

Lazy vs Scared

The Start Monday Myth

You open the job application, dig out your CV… and somehow end up reorganising your wardrobe by colour instead.

YOU BUY THE COURSE, THE GORGEOUS NOTEBOOK, THE FANCY PENS…
…AND THEN SOMEHOW NEVER QUITE GET ROUND TO STARTING LESSON ONE.

Stalling

YOU PLAN IT AS IF YOU’RE HOSTING A ROYAL WEDDING.

You make the list. You colour-code the list. You rewrite the list because the first one didn’t look quite neat enough.

You’ll start on Monday. Properly.

And then Monday arrives… and suddenly you have 52 very good reasons not to start.

So… you don’t do it.

You’re not incapable. Your brain is trying to protect you.

!

Why?

The thought of starting makes you want to hide under your duvet.
The thought of getting it wrong makes your stomach drop.

So your Inner Bitch pipes up. (You know the one… that voice in your head who’s always telling you you’re not good enough, you’ll fail anyway so no point even trying).

And now doing nothing feels like the safest option.

And so the ‘haven’t done it yet’ cycle continues...

Clare

‘I did the workbook on a Sunday afternoon and within an hour I’d finally sent the email I’d been putting off for weeks. Turns out the fear in my head was much bigger than the thing itself.’

— Clare, UK

What’s Actually Happening

What masquerades as laziness is usually your Inner Bitch trying to protect you.

Buying all the gear

Convincing yourself the perfect £60 pastel bullet journal is the missing ingredient.

Waiting ‘til you’re ready’

Not booking that solo trip because you ‘should probably learn Spanish first.’

Quitting at the first hurdle

Getting one rejection and deciding you’re clearly unemployable.

Productive procrastination

Alphabetising your bookshelves when you actually have a room to paint.

So I built a workbook that cuts in right at that moment your Inner Bitch starts talking you out of things.

INTRODUCING…

Fight Your Fear of Failure: The Workbook

Workbook Mockup

A ‘Just Start the Damn Thing Kick-Up-the-Bum’ Action Plan

This is NOT a 60-page personality transplant. It’s short. It’s easy. And it’s quick. We sort out what’s stopping you, and get you started. All in one session. Whilst you’re still scared.

Expose the fear properly – You’ll identify the exact thought that keeps stopping you.

De-dramatise the worst-case story – You’ll write out the disaster your brain keeps rehearsing – and realise it’s far less terrifying (or utterly unlikely) on paper.

Collect real evidence – You’ll find proof that others have done it (and so can you) and that you're far more capable than your Inner Bitch would like you to believe.

Create a Plan B safety net – So ‘what if it goes wrong?’ stops being an excuse.

Visualise the win – So your nervous system feels excitement instead of dread.

And because I’m nice like that… I’ll even chuck in a couple of bonuses.

Success Audio

1. The Inner Bestie Success Audio

Some days you won’t want to journal. Pop your headphones in, press play, and let me talk you through what it could feel like if you’d just take that first tiny action.

Sweary Colouring

2. Sweary Colouring for Amusing Mindfulness

Grab your colouring pencils and use this to chill the eff out. It’s the perfect way to give your overworked brain a break while having a little chuckle at some naughty words.

IMAGINE YOURSELF THIS TIME NEXT WEEK, HAVING…

  • Applied for that dream job – and now you see yourself in your new suit, in your shiny new office, smashing your to-dos and proving what a bloody good asset you are.
  • Asked for the pay rise or promotion you know you deserve – and walking out of that meeting feeling about three inches taller.
  • Started dating again – and feeling that flutter of excitement that reminds you your love life isn’t over… it’s just been waiting for you to shave your legs.
  • Started writing the book that’s been living in your head for years – and the words are pouring out faster than you can type. Move over, JK Rowling.
  • Walked into that class, club, or hobby you keep saying you’ll try – and coming out buzzing, already planning when you can practise your new skills with the friends you’ve just made.
  • Stepped inside the gym you’ve been paying for – and feeling that glorious rush of ‘I did it and I’m still alive’ endorphins as you hit the showers afterwards.
  • Or… finally begun whatever that thing is you’ve been putting off – and realising it wasn’t nearly as terrifying as your Inner Bitch made it sound… and wondering why on earth you waited so long.

Why I Made This

I made this workbook because for years I felt like my life was on hold. Deep down, I knew there were things I wanted to do... but I just wasn't doing them.

Can you believe I actually used to say this out loud?

'I'd rather not try than risk smashing my dreams by trying and failing.'

What a Defeatist Dierdre! I'd never actually stopped to think what 'failing' even meant.

MY EXCUSES EVOLVED FROM...

'I'm too young' to 'I'm probably too old now'

But 'Not good enough' and 'Who do you think you are?'

played on a loop in my head. Until one day, someone told me: 'Maybe you're right not to try.'

And my first reaction was: 'Oh I'll bloody well show you.'

Author

But before I could prove them wrong, I had to prove myself wrong first. I had to silence the voices saying: 'You can't,' 'You'll mess it up,' and 'Don't embarrass yourself.'

So I started looking for proof. Real people who had started scared. People who had got things wrong. People who had done it anyway.

The simple process I used to stop my Inner Bitch talking me out of things eventually turned into this workbook. Because once you realise fear doesn’t actually get to make the decisions... starting becomes a whole lot easier.

Messy Journals and Frustration

You might be thinking:

'But I've tried everything... journals, courses, motivation, productivity hacks... and nothing stuck.'

I hear you. I've been there.

BUT HERE'S THE UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH:

You haven't tried everything.

Because if you had, something would have worked by now. Most people haven’t tried something that interrupts the sabotage pattern.

But now you can.

What they’re saying…

Karyn

‘My Inner Bitch is already starting to shut down to a murmur.’

I absolutely LOVE this. It’s like Jo is talking about me when she describes the Inner Bitch...

– KARYN, US

Lisa

‘It was such a good reminder that the voice in my head isn’t the truth.’

Jo’s workbook arrived just as I was having a wobble and it was exactly what I needed.’

– LISA, UK

Holly

‘It helped break the negative thought cycle.’

Before I started the toolkit I was stressed and doubting myself...’

– HOLLY, USA

Ready to shift yerself?

YOU'LL GET

  • Digital workbook (value £27) – printable pdf file
  • Bonus 1 Audio visualisation (value £5) – mp4 file
  • Bonus 2 Sweary Colouring For Amusing mindfulness (value £7) – printable pdf file
  • Start in minutes with instant download link via email
  • £5 launch offer (normally £27)
  • One payment. Yours forever. No sneaky subscriptions.

WARNING:

The thing you’ve been putting off is not going to get easier.
It’s only going to feel harder the longer you wait.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. YOU KNOW, DEEP DOWN, YOU ARE CAPABLE.
SO THE ONLY QUESTION LEFT IS…
ARE YOU STARTING NOW, OR ‘NEXT MONDAY’?

If the answer is ‘now’…

You know where to click

Yes, I’m Ready – £5
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